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He said WHAT?
- "Sometime we should make Banana Fosters. They are cool because you get to light them on fire."
- "He's my assistant." (talking about Owen, of course)
- (When talking about exotic animals that were coming to summer camp) "I wonder if they will be alive or dead."
- "It would be nice if we could find a short trail that leads to Jackson Hole."
- Colin: "Mommy, guess what we found?" Mommy: "What?" Colin: "NOTHING!"
- "Life is good when you have Candy."
- "The Earth is as strong as a hundred million elephants!"
- "Let's go be entertained."
- "Is Limbo a big city?" (we were talking about something being stuck "in limbo" and Colin asked this question)
- When asked who won the Oxford-Cambridge boat race Colin said "The yellow team won, the one daddy LOVES!" (Oxford)
- "Owen, let's go back to the holo-detector!" (referring to the closet)
- "Don't see that on Animal Planet."
- "Did the sky scrape all of the clouds away?"
- "I can easily just take off any baby locks on the cabinets. Owen and I are partners in time." (crime)
- "Baby Jason" (known as Baby Jesus to the rest of the world)
- "I think it's OK, I don't see the prosecutor."
- "How about some surprise chocolate for dinner?"
- "Why is she just SO SO nice, Daddy?" (talking about our dear friend Amy)
- "Nevermind. Blah Blah Blah Blah."
- "Put a Hair Pony on her Mommy." (talking about a pony tail)
- "This (Ice Cream Sandwich) should do the trick."
- "If you get hurt you need to kiss yourself to make it better."
- "See what these tater tots are made from? They are made from ketchup!"
- "I need another popsicle because I'm still hot inside."
- "Is Owen going to eat today?"
- "The bigger you get the bigger your hair gets."
- "Are those workers from South Dakota?" (no idea where he got South Dakota!)
- "Can't we just forget about it?" (when being told to take a time out for misbehaving)
- "I could just brew beer by myself."
- "Mommy, am I doing tummy time?" (while lying face first in the snow)
- "Toxic Moron" (an Oxymoron)
- "When I hold my fingers too long I get dizzy."
- "Don't do that. If you do it again you're going for a time out."
- "Where was this rocking chair made? Was it made in China?"
- "I'd rather be playing football (English football = soccer) but it's so cold outside I have to shovel instead."
- "I can't wait until I can swim again. I want to dive right in."
- "Can we play these? I think we have time. Let me check the clock."
- "Mommy, do you still have the hug that I gave you last night?"
- "I'll be back in a jiffy pop, so I don't need a coat."
- "I think all three fire engines have to go to the fire because they can't stay home alone."
- "But I do have some patience."
- "When Daddy goes around the corners in the fast car I laugh!"
- "When I sworded Daffy (the cat), she didn't move at all! Not one little bit!"
- "When I grow up I want to be just like you (Daddy)"
- "Oh I love Thanksgiving! I can't wait to go trick-or-treating!"
- "You should have two drills in case we meet a goat."
- "We don't need my juice if we have a goat."
- "Awww...Could we keep him (Owen) until winter?"
- "I've been diving for that at Costco." (when receiving a helicopter from grandparents for his birthday, one he's been dying for at Costco)
- "My diggers are not going to work on my birthday because I'm going to be at Chipotle"
- "We could just make time to do it then."
- "Mommy, why do you say "No" all the time?"
- "That's the biggest digger I've seen in my whole life!"
- "There were kind of sort of 5 forklifts at Costco."
- "I did take a nap. I took a 5 second nap."
- "When I was a cat, I used to eat cat food."
- "I put chap stick on my nose so it doesn't rust."
- "I wish you hadn't moved the house."
- "I can't hear you, Mommy. I'm busy."
- "Because I said so, Mommy. I'm the boss."
- "I want cookies! I'm going to starve soon."
- "I like cream cheese. It is tasty and yummy for my belly."
- "The baby in MY belly likes to eat malt."
- "There's a mustache on my finger."
- "This soap smells delicious!"
- "I'll bring you some air to cool you down."
- "Do we take an airplane to Heaven?"
- "Digging in the dirt is hard on little Colins."
- "We just passed the house with the pizza. I like to go there!" (After we'd just driven by Donatos)
- "When I drink my juice, Mommy, the snacks go away in my mouth!"
- "Don't talk back to me, Mommy."
- "The tire is low, Mommy. We should put some gas in it."
- "Tor-nade-us" (referring to a Praying Mantis)
- "There's a baby in my belly."
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